Following the demise of Tony Blair's chances of becoming President of Europe (the job is not so glamorous or powerful that the title may sound), it looks as if they may job may go to Herman von Rompuy.
Who? Let me quote a Haiku he wrote on his website:
A lost fly
Flies wanderingly in a plane
Thus she is flying twice.
Double Air Miles, presumably.
Of course the poem may have lost something in translation from Flemish. And when did Tony Blair last write a haiku?
