This morning I had a spot removed from one of my eyelids by a very pleasant doctor at the local NHS hospital. The spot has been bugging me for months. Not cancerous, but viral. The doctor said to excise it was 'boderline cosmetic' but did it anyway.

The examination was erotic. To look at my eyelid she told to look down. "No, down!" Directly at her partly exposed, small but lush breasts. She said something about mole*s, and just at the moment I spotted a small mole* at the base of her cleavage.

Sometimes imperfections can be a real turn on.

The actual operation was erotically an anticlimax and frankly a bit of s pain. Unlike photoshopping it away on my avatar-photo, which was a doodle.

[*Originally, for deeply neurotic reasons, no doubt, I typed 'wart']