I am in serious danger of running out of excuses.

I've thought the structure through in my head. I have produced an A4 page outline. Revised it several times. Ridiculed it, started all over. And I've spent over a month mining my imagination to come up with reasons NOT to start writng my next novel.

Sample Excuses
I need to fill in my tax form. I need to worry about not filling in my tax form.

I need to buy some wireless headphones, so I can listen to new music while working without strangling myself.

I need some new, non-Word software so I can... ( it's too boring to explain)

I want to visit every friend I have in Britain. E-mail all those strangers I have met on trains.

I want need to visit Barcleona, for location research.

I need to do the washing up.

It's time to write another blogpost! And lots of Comments!

Now I am desperate for new, totally convincing reasons to put off beginning my new novel. Please post them here before I give up the unequal struggle and actually start to (ugh!) write.