You have sinned.

No I haven't.

Soon you will sin.

Nah.

What's wrong with you, Alec Weston? You have always felt guilty before.

Enough already! Over the years I have wasted a lot of time and energy beating myself for no good reason.

Repent! Repent!

Shhh, peaceandlove, man. I am going out to buy some ice cream.