1. When, in an exchange trip, aged 12, I stayed with a family in France, the only complete sentence I spoke in French was "Je suis fou." TRUE

2. One of the boys I had sex with at boarding school is now a High Court Judge in the Family Division. LIE

3. In the 1964 General Election, I was the youngest political agent in the country, agent to the Liberal candidate in Guildford. TRUE

No one got it right.
I'm mortified.
What kind of guy do you think I am!?!