There could be something wrong with my DNA. My TV gene has gone missing.

After months of can't-be-damned, I made a big effort to watch earlier, but I couldn't stick at it. Ever since I gave up smoking dope every evening, TV just doesn't hold my attention. Thought it was time I tried again.

I watched the end of something about TV chefs (yawn), then a bit of a film on BBC4 which was jolly but with explosions and annoying, then QI which was funny in theory but I didn't laugh. Channel 5 - what was on it? Then back to Newsnight for about a minute but I prefered to type this instead.

Perhaps I should start getting stoned again so I can appreciate TV more.