That is, nerds that can think, in human terms beyond their own superior technical knowledge.  That is superior to me, technicalwise.  ie more or less everybody.

I have a crap mobile phone.  I lost the last last one and replacing in a hurry I got conned by Phones Phuck Off.

The thing is, my thumb's too big.  And my fingers.  Plus I wear strong reading glasses.  So I need the buttons to to be quite far apart.  And other stuff that only the nerdishly inclined might know about.

There are lots of facilities I don't need - Sky Sports, for example, because I am allergic both to football and small screen TV watching.  Sat-nav or the address of the nearest Pizza or massage parlour is unrequired.  I want something easy to use but not something that screams geriatric.

I'm with U@ - reword - 02 at the moment, so I could splash out for a iPhone.  But is it worth it?