No offence intended
I mean I don't mean to blaspheme
(and the nearest I've got to hash tonight is reading about travelling on the Marrakesh express)
But Almighty God
Is a lazy sod
For not devising a way
That we could all stay
In the Garden of Eden.
Why forbid a fruit
If it's so nice 'n' juicy?
Of course it's quite possible
That AG isn't lazy at all.
He could have created a parallel world
Where we all hang out in the G of E
In fact, quite possibly,
That's the world we land up in
When we're done with this one
