My copy of Word had no UK English dictionary (but 2 copies of the US English) my (forgotten, long abandonned) Text Editor (with a brillianty fast spell checker) provided the wrong formating, so back to Word then my printer jammed, later Word quit in the middle of printing and the supposedly final print file completely evapourated so I had to reconstiute it, the printer jambed again, then sarted printing everything twice...and... but...then... eventually, despite all this I got a printed copy of my novel and I went out to a more expensive meal than I should afford and to hell with not drinking I had a glass of champage.