I have my principles.

If - even at this late stage it could happen - I ever become a father, I would insist in a pre-birth agreement, that photos of the baby (or foetus) were not sold to a Celebrity magazine.

I'd also like to make it clear now that I do not wish to have a State Funeral, with slave-drawn carriages, a service in W Abbey, lots of guns etc.  Now it's been announced that Lady Thatcher Macbeth will be despatched of in this way, I feel the State Funeral Brand has been irrecoveably damaged.