I get to this time of night and...

No, I haven't gone back to smoking wacky backy.


I don't drink, snort, inject, or injest tabs of acid (although I'm anough of an addiction to relish each one in my imagination when I type the words)  Hash cookies (Mmm) and psychadelic cakes(Ah!) are not on my menu.

...nevertheless each night at about this time I have this urge to write a post which is agressive, adolescent, outragous, distorpid, ungrounded, pervious, perverse, lyrical, supercilous, disloyal, libellous, logic defying, offensive, ocratic, dangerous, triangular, transasiatic, transgressive, regrettable, philisophic, unhygenic and generally silly.

I have the urge, but I never write it.

Doctor, can you help me?