Don't know where the idea came from that heaven was going to be about hanging out in English-strength sunshine on little hills with a few sheep and some close friends.  Or indeed the vision we'd live forever playing the harp (I've never been keen on harps) on fluffy white clouds.

These fantasies seem as improbable as meeting up with 40 virgins, which I'm told is a mistranslation of the Qu'oran anyway.

No.  Easily the most convincing description of the aftrelife comes from a rereading of Star Trek.

Going to heaven will be much like being taken over by the Borg.  We will all lose our ego, pride, and most things we are attached to in life (eg sex) as we are incorprated into the great Borghead in the sky.  Everlasting life means we all get to provide the electric current and a few brain cells for the Borg to terrify the universe.
http://www.infosun.fim.uni-passau.de/br/lehrstuhl/Sommercamp/virtualworld/2005/galerie/borg_cube.png

Prove it is not so.  I have not been indulging in drugs of any kind.