Er?  I know he's an incompetent idiot - but exactly why do we need a Prime Minister who is good at mustard cutting?  It's about the most stupid proverb ever

Even allowing for the fact that mustard is not only that stuff that gets up your nose and is wasted on a plate - but also one of the brilliant yellow-flowered plants that bloom so exuberantly in the Britricide at this time of year - isn't it best cut by farm machinery, as badly illustrated here?


Personally, I would never describe  a tractor as something that "really cuts the mustard"