Uber-macho bastards. Only happy when they have made me feel I don't belong in my own house.
Sometimes I feel the world would be a better place if all men, bar me, were gay.
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timekillingkid
- 2008-05-13 @ 09:52:31
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alecweston
Pro - 2008-05-13 @ 11:07:13
Perhaps I'd issue a few licences to my blog friends...
Anyway, it doesn't matter, because all I want to do is murder the builders, and I have had no practice-
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timekillingkid
- 2008-05-13 @ 11:15:15
I think there’s a definite gap in the market for a firm of polite, respectable and well-read builders:
Bourgeois Builders Inc
We promise to complete the job within the stated time.
We do not whistle.
We do not smoke roll-ups.
We can manage intellectual conversation.
We do not bring tabloid newspapers onto your property.
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Znethru
Pro - http://www.febland.net/
- 2008-05-13 @ 14:25:07
tkk - add these...
We cover up parts of our bodies that other people find offensive.
We don't listen to loud pop music on the radio.
We don't hold down five jobs at the same time.
We don't use offensive language in every other sentence.
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timekillingkid
- 2008-05-13 @ 16:50:35
I think we're on to something here, Mr Z. This time next year we'll be millionaires!
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Which would mean you'd have to service a couple of billion women's heterosexual urges. That'd be some Viagra bill you'd ring up!