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  • Visual Instruction

    Now, I want you to take a deep breath and close your eyes...
    ...........................................................................................

    (damn, I should have said "not yet")

    (until I get round to making a podcast, I guess you'll be out of circulation for a while)

  • flirting over lemon cheesecake

    The couple I set next to at Bertolucci's tonight were very dreary.  Flat voiced teachers in their fifties.  In their dotage.

    My ears have no volume control.  I can't cut them out.  "Blah, blah"  Not a muscle seems ever to move in either of their faces. "I think both candidates are very presentable, blah." They sound like staffroom buddies and it takes time to realise they are in fact a "couple."  Aren't they bored with each other?  I'm screamingly bored after less than three minutes.  And after 20...

    Eventually it's time for them to order desert.  All of a sudden she is all giggly girlish, flirting with him over the prospect of eating something sweet.  "No, you order," he says, hia voice betraying some excitement, too.  "I'll have a mouthful of yours."

    General merriment.  It's probably the closest they'll get to sex for months.

  • oh, what

    Oh what a beautiful morning,
    Oh what a beautiful day!
    I've got a wonderful feeling,
    Everything's coming
    (or going?)
    My way.    (¶Rodgers and somebody)

    Or not.
    time of the month, time of my life, freak weather conditions, good intention paving, road to damascus not that one again, nineteenth nervous breakdown that's more like it, cue for a song, happy, horrendous, confused to the nth degree, over the rainbow, over the edge, too much to declare, over the top, wet dream epiphany, past my sell by, juveline delinquent, out of it, full of it, deflated, hopeful, hopeless, how do you spell that? culture clashed, High Noon, this postcode is illegal.
    Mayday, mayday.

  • the scissors are wrong


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