I could describe, hilariously, how I lost my mobile phone on Saturday, my attempts to phone 6 separate lost property offices yesterday (lets hear the cheers for privatised railways) and my purchase of a new phone and SIM this morning which probably won't work for 2 days.
I could make it all sound quite amusing, honest.
On the other hand, I could bore you to tears describing my new filing sytem, initiated, at last, this afternoon. But I won't.
All you need to know is that after this frustrating, tedious, bureacratic day, I suddenly find myself feeling shockingly horny.
