observed while walking in the sun today

1

man with cigarette, outside a pub, into his mobile:
"Now, let me be rude.  Have you got cancer?"

2

a tall guy of about 30 in a T shirt which read:
"Virginity Rocks"
He looked a virgin, but not a rocker.

3

Two girls, probably 9 and 10 years old, follow their parents off a bus:
"It's because of nature, isn't it?"
"Yes, it's nature.  That's why it's all mum's fault."