1. Rolling down a hillside covered in peacock feathers.
2. Being crowned King of Dorking.
3. Arguing with my long ex-wife about whether we should have twins or triplets.
4. Having sex with Kate Moss in a Musical set in a snowstorm.
5. The pain in my stomach when my therapist/accountant/biographer blamed me for making her take up smoking.
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I had to fire my last biographer. Just can't get the staff these days, can you?