... or anywhere else for that matter:
1. The black pepper grinder. I can't even find it behind the cooker.
2. The TV remote. For god's sake! Electricity saved, though.
3. My Tax Return. Oh, unbelievably, I sent it off in September,
4. A plot for my new novel. I lose the plot every day.
5. An unknown unknown. A fifth missing thing, yet to be identified. Possibly the tags that BCUK have conviscated for a while.
rowtheboat


DON'T mention the bloody tax return...