Funny things happen while I'm ill.  For example, I remembered this post I must have written 18 months ago...  only it turns out to have been last September.  Time flies when you're short of material.

I'm helping save the planet
Under my duvet with all the lights off
even in winter it should be warm enough

TV sold, stereo disconnected
I would switch off the electricity at the mains
But I haven't figure away of doing without a fridge yet
There has to be a solution now I only eat raw food
The new diet is giving me indigestion
but I won't flush until necessary
and floss only sparringly
because wax and string is a scare resource

a friend has asked me round
but it's too far to walk (too much energy)
and any other method of travel
(my bike has a puncture)
would somehow or another increase my carbon footprint

So I'm under my duvet
in the dark,
using up the last of my laptop battery
feeling a bit bored
but smug about myself
because I'm doing my best to fight global warming

do you think it will work?
Saving our planet by hiding under duvets?