Losers should attempt all questions

1. In 1961, a long forgotten cultural commentator defined Rock and Roll as "the death rattle of a decadent civilisation." How long is a death rattle? Define your own strategy for making Post Modernism old fashioned. How much do you want for it?

2. The British goverment is currently reviewing all legislation, with a view to reducing unnecessary red tape. It is conceivable that Murder will be legalised. Would you consider killing anybody? If so, whom? (Take care to be Grammatically Correct. Students should also note that Suspected Assasination and Terrorism are likely to be still subject to the policy of Shoot to Kill)

3. "Football is crap" / "Americans think football is crap"/ "I love Americans" Logical or what? Describe the Off Side Rule OR The fallacy of the Undistributed Middle.

4. "Show me the Way to Amerillo". In your answer, convert the questioner to Fundamentaalist Christianity. Too easy, eh?

5. "To be, or not to be." Define the Middle Way.

6a. (for older students) Compare and contrast the Shower Scenes in Pycho and Dallas.

6b (for proper students) Can daddy be cool? Invent a neulogism to describe an older man or woman who "digs" The Who and Doctor Who. Attempt not to be rude.

7. Write a Sonnet which includes the line "Some of my best friends are trainspotters."

8. Complete the sentence: "I watch Big Brother because...." WITHOUT using the words fun, pleasure, voyeurism or water cooler.

9. "Newspapers are the first draft of history" (origin inknown) "Personal Blogs are the first draft of a bad novel' (Alec Weston). Read any TWO of the longer, autobiographical posts on this bog (misprint for blog) and leave an acidic Comment.

10. You have three hours. What are you going to do with them?