Am I there?
@ 2014-04-18 – 07:44:36
@ 2014-04-15 – 19:32:02
This is now.
@ 2014-04-14 – 09:56:14
I do not possess any loose dentures.
@ 2014-04-14 – 04:39:58
I am begining to wonder if half a night's sleep
is all I need...
@ 2014-04-12 – 21:16:11
Every time I see a pic of our prime minister's conceited cheeks I want to slap him harder. Stupid? Childish? Illegal? Undemocratic? What would be the best oil to rub into my hands to hurt me less and hurt him more?
I have been following politics closely since I was 12. I honestly don't think I have ever found a politician so conceited, inane, deceitful or revolting. Maybe we should start a fund to encourage the process.
@ 2014-04-10 – 09:47:16
Believe it or not - David Cameron will no longer be British prime minister by the end of May.
@ 2014-04-10 – 04:03:48
Smiles on everyone's faces! After the Election, Everything is Perfect.
@ 2014-04-09 – 18:34:00
I'm stuck, I'm nervous, I'm pointless. Is there anywhere to move on to? How do I get out of the rut?
@ 2014-04-08 – 23:30:31
"We must be the change we want to see in the world."|
@ 2014-04-07 – 21:39:14
I could think of something edgy but/and heartwarming to say.
Wish I could dream beautifully all through the night, then sing myself awake...
@ 2014-03-31 – 22:53:03
Why not try some over-ripe brie, a Jim Reeves B side and two glasses of neat vodka?
@ 2014-03-31 – 21:05:49
For some inexplicable, random reason, this year I am dreading April Fool's Day. What could possibly go wrong?
@ 2014-03-31 – 04:27:11
I have lost my reading glasses. Again.
And my bus and train pass.
My email has gone missing. The reader even.
I have lost faith in the flat I'm meant to be buying, and may have lost another one.
And here I am, awake once more too early, with no birds yet even anticipating dawn.
@ 2014-03-30 – 04:16:49
Away with Self Pity.plastic grim and fugues with fairy lights.
Friars Balsa Wood!
Frankly I need a secretary.
@ 2014-03-29 – 00:34:28
@ 2014-03-28 – 04:25:03
Thi night of mine, scarred with aches, pains and restlessness, has been going on for ever and ever
@ 2014-03-23 – 09:20:41
@ 2014-03-21 – 06:05:40
@ 2014-03-20 – 21:27:19
I should have old you a couple of days ago, but I've felt a little freaked by the news (well, do you blame me?)
In anno domini type years I'm about six weeks over over 71. Okay, no spring chicken, but my limbs aren't falling off yet and if I were a conceited idiot I would be planning to run in the nesxt full Brighton Marathon... perhaps.
Anyway, in my attempt to get fitter and stop feeling tired, I sent aurine and saliva samples off to an American laboritory with a good reputation to sort out my health. (My GP is being very little help and I look pregnant, despie my Pilates and the rest.
The tests came back. saying I have already reached a biological age of 93. And that's without drinking.
Brilliant! They list a page and a half of minerals and addiditives I can take, which will be jolly and expensive.
If I survive long enough, it should make quite a good novel.
@ 2014-03-16 – 20:22:09
My mother, with ,more; lines of her face than ever, is at her home. with her sister staying. My sister, urged by our aunt, had gone om a long planned. short holiday. down the Nile with our step sister. It feels so strsnge.
Meanwhile, for the last half hour or more, Blog Co.UK's software is refusing to record this post. Yabboo!!
@ 2014-03-16 – 19:32:53
My mother, with ,ore ;ines of her face than ever, is at now home. with her sister staying. My sister, urged by our aunt, had gone om a long planned. short holiday. down the Nile with our step sister. It feels so strsnge.
@ 2014-03-14 – 11:47:04
I saw my mother yesterday for the first time in about ten days. Maybe it was my paranioa, but she barely recognised me. her face looked haggard, too.
She is now in her own home, looked after by her regular carer, and (it's now a 24 hour job) an assortment of others with different competencies, sense of loyalty, proprtion and humour
It is quite possble she will not survive much longer> She seems to be afraid to sleep, maybe in case she will never wake up, at least in this world.
@ 2014-03-12 – 05:30:13
I feel low
@ 2014-03-11 – 20:10:34
... would give a violent electric shock to the designer of the software every time the phone let the user down, while pretending to be logical.
@ 2014-03-11 – 19:36:41
For the first time for weeks...
I'm feeling good.
@ 2014-03-11 – 07:36:36
Unconfirmed reports are coming through that ex US President Harry Truman (died 1972) has been seen leading "a platoon of little green men" along a road near the perimiter fence of Dallas International Airport singing "bawdy World War Two songs". Truman was a Democrat.
It is not known yet whether this incident has anyrhing to do with the disappearance of the Malasian airliner on it's way to Beijing.
@ 2014-03-11 – 04:54:09
Thuber Cressna Henry V11 cybergrim technically insolvent. Dorfish madoo leads to rampant sexual ectacy on plasma postage stamps.
Do the math.
@ 2014-03-10 – 22:04:54
I have found my passport!
It was mixed up in the ness at the bottom of one of my underused Man Bags.
Why hadn't I checked there before? There are whole lot of other things I've lost, too - and failed to make a Tax Return - and... and... where is that list of other things I've lost?
Breathe deeply and smile...
Maybe I'm not as careless and stupid as I was beginning to think.
What's happened to my Mastercard?
@ 2014-03-10 – 03:39:13
"The best way to use a boomerang is to swallow it"
@ 2014-03-09 – 20:47:00
Hush! Mind you, I need to be awake for three nights and two days non-stop to catch up with myself. Then I might start to breathe deeply, slow down completely and - who knows? - learn with the swallows how to fly.