I'm falling apart. Can't even complain coherently. My legs may have to be replaced, If I had enetgy then I would beat an estate agent up and sell him or her for scrap.
@ 2015-05-23 – 16:53:09
@ 2015-05-23 – 06:21:07
I closed my eyes and had this disturbing vision: The Almighty burrowing His long neck deeper and deeper imto the desert sand.
And, I wonder, will I burn in hell?
@ 2015-05-23 – 04:49:54
Ryes wide open! (Well, it may work)
@ 2015-05-22 – 22:11:35
I am bloated, despite not drinking alcohol, or eating gluten etc, and doing pilates weekly and walking everywhere. Help!
@ 2015-05-22 – 16:51:34
Don't Deny 1.5 million Armenians were massacred in Turkey during and after 1915. The first genocide of the 20th century.
Oh! Watch Eurovision.
@ 2015-05-21 – 22:44:41
Or maybe not.
@ 2015-05-21 – 20:35:24
and he kept writing sonnets about the Prince of Wales. Bad sonnets that didn't properly scan. "One day," Martin claimed, not understanding the system at all, "I will win the Nobel Peace Prize."
The Perfuctiary General of the Prince of Wales had other ideas and, without telling his Royal Highness, or waiting for a sonnet that scanned properly, decided to melt Martin's igloo to the ground, employing the services of Windsor Castle's second fiercest dragon, because the First Dragon was rehearsing for an avant garde production of Macbeth.
@ 2015-05-21 – 09:19:32
George Osborne's so far secret plan to save the Welfare State (for now) is to organise the slaughter of the father - or, perhaps, the eldest child - of familes on Benefits.
This will save the State a lot of money. And - with careful encouragment - lead to the revenge killing of a large number of members the immigrant community.
@ 2015-05-20 – 22:54:41
But for all I know, I may well get reincarnated by the time the sun begins to rise in Ashby de la Zouche.
@ 2015-05-20 – 22:08:30
Which, if I could have been bothered and done an incy wincy bit of research could have been erudite, fascinating, and maybe even witty too.
@ 2015-05-20 – 05:17:27
I'm told by doctors etc that it's good to sleep 8 hours every night. But I toss and turn (sleep as well) and by I feel like giving up... perhaps reading a good book.
@ 2015-05-19 – 20:13:58
I wish I felt happy, bright eyed and clear headed. But I don't, really. I'm reading Caitlin Moran's How to Build a Girl, which I'm enjoying a lot.
@ 2015-05-19 – 02:12:17
This seems a lot less funny than it did just before I fell asleep.
@ 2015-05-19 – 00:44:53
Here am I closing down regulsr transmission for the night, replacing all regular activity with dreams and water-born insanities, helping to refocus Purpose with synthetic strawberry milkshake.
On the other.
@ 2015-05-18 – 04:42:37
I'm STILL awake.
@ 2015-05-18 – 03:13:05
(although I might cry)
@ 2015-05-17 – 22:50:32
Their Profits Need Global Warming
@ 2015-05-17 – 00:02:03
When she lies. She's no good at telling fibs. She is innocent, most of the time. She blushes easily. She sings out of tune. But she shoots to kill.
Is that enough for a plot outline?
@ 2015-05-16 – 21:15:48
over events relating to the May Festival. Unfortunately yesterday I had to drop out ofs visit to Ivor Cutler's one man show becuae I felt hyper-exhuasted. I slept well and today have felt much better.
@ 2015-05-15 – 22:05:48
@ 2015-05-15 – 21:15:20
is for Death to doom away for someome else's Desdemona. There is not much else in my Tower of Babel than a digital, pull down, epitaph. Which would be a bit silly, don't you think?
@ 2015-05-15 – 15:27:14
When I was six, penecilin almost certainly saved me from dieing of pneumonia, but my digestion has been screwed up more or less ever since.
@ 2015-05-15 – 01:34:12
When Father and Mother Foresake me, I go private.
@ 2015-05-15 – 01:26:46
Toadstools "will upset" Nigel Farage. Meaning unclear,
@ 2015-05-14 – 21:27:00
But he wasn't a coward in the traditional sense. He was just good at crosswords, and not so good at boxing.
@ 2015-05-14 – 17:55:55
...about the current, post election, political situation. Has anyone got any good ideas?
@ 2015-05-14 – 09:29:52
Supporting the end of the British Nuclear Deterrent for example, or for that matter, renouncing his right to become king when his mum dies.
@ 2015-05-13 – 08:04:12
If I buy and program an I-Watch will it enable me (ie "Me") to live forever? Should I include it in my Will?
@ 2015-05-12 – 23:13:22
It is not as bad as it seems to be at the moment.
Cameron's no fool - but he's not particularly bright, either. And this "Etonian charisma" has severe limitations. Yes, he (and Boris) have humungous self belief - but not much talent. The facts are not on the Tory side. We can win.
@ 2015-05-12 – 21:00:57
well into he twilighty part of the evening. A sort of dusk chorus. I had been beginning to believe, that atleast in this part of Brighton, singing birds were becoming endangered species